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It's me, more or less
Name: rustybitch
Time measuring device that is not a clock
Back April 2008
I certainly never said that
Och! Waily waily waily!

Juggling is a bit like masturbation. Only the extremely skilled should attempt it in public.

I lie about my height.

When I was little, we punched presidents 'til the cows came home.

Gay me up.Right now!

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

I did not have sex with that woman!

What's up with the chains? Should I have been there?

World domination you say? Right, I'll be in the cellar then.

Stealin' an' drinkin' an' fightin'! Crivens!

Serial headtilting yay!

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.

Is this a penis metaphor?

Words of wisdom. Or, you know, something
    Mostly, sanity is a point of view.
    I just read this passage:

    "...they sparkled and shined like glittering diamonds..."

    What? Don't we use "shone" anymore? Am I missing something?

    I've seen this several times lately. I'm not sure whether it's a recent thing, or something I'm just noticing now.

    *Is Norwegian and quite possibly not up to date on English grammar*